So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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