So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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