Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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