just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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