I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
