my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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