ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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