would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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