were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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