Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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