I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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