Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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