are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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