So drunk its hurt
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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