need another drink. this is the easiest way
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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