I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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