I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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