idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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