My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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