and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize