No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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