I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.