Porn is love you can see.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS