i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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