she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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