Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He is an equal opportunity slut.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The air taste purple.
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