Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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