I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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