C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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