Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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