dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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