No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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