I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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