it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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