i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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