the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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