'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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