yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
try to milk me bitch
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