My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
