You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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