what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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