I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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