Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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