How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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