Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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