Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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