Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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