How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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