My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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