We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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