I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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