You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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