you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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