Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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