It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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