She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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