Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me